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amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: In response to a reader’s request, Amos asked we reprint a favorite column. Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hurling himself at the keys, but he can’t operate the capital shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks – except dashes and hyphens. amos on perseverance boss i think i might have mentioned this before but life ain t easy under a church pew the heathen alley cats have declared war on me they climb up on the window ledge outside the church and s...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: In response to a reader's request, Amos asked we reprint a favorite column. Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hurling himself at the keys, but he can't operate the capital shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks – except dashes and hyphens. amos on perseverance boss i think i might have mentioned this before but life ain t easy under a church pew the heathen alley cats have declared war on me they climb up on the window ledge outside the church and sneer a...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. amos celebrates his birthday boss having a birthday isn t so bad - if only you didn t have to age any you ask me how old i am but i think i ll adopt the same policy that the giant redwoods of california fame have - never reveal your age until it s all over - and above all never outlive you...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can't operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. amos celebrates his birthday boss having a birthday isn t so bad - if only you didn t have to age any you ask me how old i am but i think i ll adopt the same policy that the giant redwoods of california fame have - never reveal your age until it s all over - and above all never outlive your u...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the keyboard shift keys, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except dashes and hyphens. amos tries the new craze boss there s a new form of high-class entertainment here in the church pew underworld these days – naw it s not roping wild aphids or dunking millipedes or trying to catch greased pot-bellied pigs – as much fun as all that sounds the young dar...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the keyboard shift keys, but he can't operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except dashes and hyphens. amos tries the new craze boss there s a new form of high-class entertainment here in the church pew underworld these days – naw it s not roping wild aphids or dunking millipedes or trying to catch greased pot-bellied pigs – as much fun as all that sounds the young daredevils of the church kitche...
Editor's note: The error referenced in this column was corrected prior to publication in the Clovis News Journal. Many readers are probably sitting around right this moment wondering what it is like to be a newspaper columnist. Oh, wait a minute. You are not sitting around right this moment wondering what it's like to be a newspaper columnist? Too bad. I'm going to tell you anyway. Think washing windows on a scaffold 48 floors up a New York high rise, watching tiny cars crawling along below and hoping not to slip. Okay,...
Editor's note: The error referenced in this column was corrected prior to publication in the Clovis News Journal. Many readers are probably sitting around right this moment wondering what it is like to be a newspaper columnist. Oh, wait a minute. You are not sitting around right this moment wondering what it’s like to be a newspaper columnist? Too bad. I’m going to tell you anyway. Think washing windows on a scaffold 48 floors up a New York high rise, watching tiny cars crawling along below and hoping not to slip. Okay, tha...
Editor's note: The error referenced in this column was corrected prior to publication in the Portales News-Tribune. Many readers are probably sitting around right this moment wondering what it is like to be a newspaper columnist. Oh, wait a minute. You are not sitting around right this moment wondering what it’s like to be a newspaper columnist? Too bad. I’m going to tell you anyway. Think washing windows on a scaffold 48 floors up a New York high rise, watching tiny cars crawling along below and hoping not to slip. Oka...
Editor's note: The error referenced in this column was corrected prior to publication in the Portales News-Tribune. Many readers are probably sitting around right this moment wondering what it is like to be a newspaper columnist. Oh, wait a minute. You are not sitting around right this moment wondering what it's like to be a newspaper columnist? Too bad. I'm going to tell you anyway. Think washing windows on a scaffold 48 floors up a New York high rise, watching tiny cars crawling along below and hoping not to slip. Okay,...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, unable to use the keyboard shift keys and unschooled in the art of punctuation. the faith of louie boss you remember louie the songdog who s always so happy and wags his big hairy tail everywhere question mark here well louie has a peculiar habit that several of us have noticed from time to time i know i know all of us in the church pew underworld have peculiar habits at feeding time you were going to say weren t you boss another question...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, unable to use the keyboard shift keys and unschooled in the art of punctuation. the faith of louie boss you remember louie the songdog who s always so happy and wags his big hairy tail everywhere question mark here well louie has a peculiar habit that several of us have noticed from time to time...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can't operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. amos on time boss you probably already know this but i have a problem with time - not telling time but operating within it i hardly ever get anywhere on time boss my tail either gets caught in a door somewhere or i get sidetracked by a friendly conversation or bushwhacked by some silly i...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. amos on time boss you probably already know this but i have a problem with time - not telling time but operating within it i hardly ever get anywhere on time boss my tail either gets caught in a door somewhere or i get sidetracked by a friendly conversation or bushwhacked by some silly int...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can't operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. it s friday the thirteenth amos weird things have been happening to me today boss it s like some black cat has been planning my things-to-do list first of all i didn t want to get out of bed especially after last night s dream then i tripped on my way to the baptistery – where i clean my mousey fa...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. it s friday the thirteenth amos weird things have been happening to me today boss it s like some black cat has been planning my things-to-do list first of all i didn t want to get out of bed especially after last night s dream then i tripped on my way to the baptistery – where i cle...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. putting god in a box the other day boss i saw the strangest sight i saw billy bob bee trapped in a perforated glass box you remember billy bob bee don tcha boss...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can't operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. putting god in a box the other day boss i saw the strangest sight i saw billy bob bee trapped in a perforated glass box you remember billy bob bee don tcha boss he s the obnoxious overzealous buzzy bee who wants to control everybody and everything whatcha doin in there says me to billy bob bee c...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard keys, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. amos lit up for christmas boss i don t know if you ve noticed the wonder of the lighted world around us at this time of year but sometimes it takes my breath away like yesterday for example i decided to decorate my own little humble matchbox abode with a string of multicolored bli...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse who types by hurling himself at the keys, but he can't use the shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks -- except for hyphens and dashes. amos turns holiday glutton boss this holiday season got the best of me i turned into a cheese-a-holic i don t know if you know it or not but church folk can throw some outlandish food parties this time of the year visions of cheesecakes cheese crackers and cheese rolls danced in my head on their way to...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. amos encounters a snowstorm it had been a beautiful week boss and i was just walking down the sidewalk minding my own business when all of a sudden my whiskers started shivering snowflakes started sticking to my eyelashes a cold icy wind started whipping through my brown fur and ici...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can't operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks - except hyphens and dashes. bertie s holiday depression the other day boss i ran across little bertie woeworm - actually i tried to avoid him but he spotted me anyway you remember bertie boss he s the sort of fellow who when he walks into a room you feel like somebody just turned out the lights bertie was crying it s so sad...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. amos heads for the mountains i ve been to the mountaintop boss and the air is thin cool and clear i ve just returned from a mousey christian writer s conference and inspiration is spilling over my cup my problem boss is that i can t seem to catch any of it the speakers spoke bri...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. the attack of the birds boss there have been some strange air currents passing through the church pew underworld these days in alfred hitchcock-style the birds have landed and they re causing more ruckus than an octopus on a merry-go-round first came the parrots who repeat what others say...
amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. pastor leroy and his bulletin bloopers boss pastor leroy beetle has been having some difficulty with the english language in communicating church news to his constituents through the weekly church bulletin it seems he keeps a perpetual employment notice in the newspaper for a competent churc...
