A view from under the pew: a loose nut encounters amos

amos the churchmouse:

a view from under the pew

Editor’s note: Amos is a church mouse, who types by hurling himself at the keyboard keys, but he can’t operate the capital shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes.

a loose nut encounters amos

boss i was just minding my

own business the other day

when this little green

pistachio rolls unsteadily

across my path

are you drunk says me

we pistachios never get

drunk