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amos the churchmouse: bertie s holiday depression

amos the churchmouse:

a view from under the pew

Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can't operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks - except hyphens and dashes.

bertie s holiday depression

the other day boss i

ran across little bertie

woeworm - actually i

tried to avoid him but

he spotted me anyway

you remember bertie

boss he s the sort of

fellow who when he

walks into a room

you feel like somebody

just turned out the lights

bertie was crying

it s so sad he said

the world is worse

than really bad

bugs on drugs

wars and pesticides

attacks on ladybugs

crime and sewer-cide

it s so sad again he said

the world is doubly worse

than really bad

what with owlless

nights and rainy days

trapdoor spiders and

the skunk-sprayed haze

life is bad and i m so

sad

 
 
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