Serving Clovis, Portales and the Surrounding Communities
I'm running for president on the Green Tea Party ticket.
Since we also support Willie Nelson's Tea Pot Party, I've asked him to be my running mate.
With Gary Johnson as our campaign manager, our "Tea for Three" platform advocates legalizing partying between consenting liberals, moderates and conservatives — and outlawing stoning old hippies for giving peace a chance.
There are certain questions that Willie and I will refuse to answer on the grounds that voters care about real issues — and because they might incriminate us.
Questions that we will take the fifth on, or at least have a fifth before answering, include:
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