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Amos the churchmouse — Nov. 21

amos the churchmouse:

a view from under the pew

Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes.

bertie s holiday depression

the other day boss i

ran across little bertie

woeworm - actually i

tried to avoid him but

he spotted me anyway

you remember bertie

boss he s the sort of

fellow who when he

walks into a room

you feel like somebody

just turned out the lights

bertie was crying

it s so sad he said

the world is worse

than really bad

bugs on drugs

wars and pesticides

attacks on ladybugs

crime and sewer-cide

it s so sad again he said

the world is doubly worse

than really bad

what with owlless

nights and rainy days

trapdoor spiders and

the skunk-sprayed haze

life is bad and i m so

sad there ain t no

way to make me glad

life can t be that hard

says me not when you

know the lord

what do you mean

jelly bean says he

rather snippily

just this says me life ain t

what it seems happiness

and joy it can bring

but what about the

pain and misery says he

oh life may have its

ups and downs

sometimes dark

clouds will abound

but a way through

or around them

can still be found

but i don t see how

that works in the

here and now

you sure you didn t

fall off a cow

all you have to do

says me is change

your gloom-icity

i never heard of

gloomicity says he

that s what you have

trust me says me you need

to trade your dark and dreary

gloomicity for a bright and

cheery felicity

what s that says he

that s looking at things from

the sunny-side up instead

of the dreary-side down

all you have to do is

develop an attitude of

gratitude

now this is not just a

platitude so i can t

give you much latitude

no matter if you meet a

grumpy dude just walk on

by and say howdy-do

or when you re under a

cloud or two be thankful

for a shade to keep you cool

when someone to you

is rude you don t have

to treat them crude

just develop an attitude

of gratitude

bring jesus into your

neighborhood

just by the way you

handle your moods

and how you drive

away your blues

with gratitude as

your attitude boss

thanksgiving isn t

just a holiday

it becomes a holy way

amos

 
 
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